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Jaroslav: Pt 1They gave me a name and a number when I started training for the job they thought I was best suited for.
I soundly ignored them. Aðalbjörg-683 was not my name. They called again. I ignored it again.
They pointed at me. I turned in surprise.
Yes? I innocently asked.
This is your first day on the job. Youd better be listening to me.
After watching me in school and evaluating my personality, they thought I would be best suited for tax collecting. Yes, I know. Theoretically, there are no taxes here, but they taught me the trick on how to do it. Ever notice how bank robberies are so high? Everyone is so happy that there are no taxes, but everyone has been robbed many times throughout their entire life. I do the robbing. Once the government has the tax money, they fund themselves and start unions and social programs.
My teacher was reiterating that I needed to keep random o
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